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13 Tips for a Perfect Summer Barbecue
You know what Memorial Day means: Barbecue season is here! Follow these tips to throw the perfect summer cookout:

Once heated, don’t touch the surface of the grill with your bare hands or genitals.
Remember to make a salad to throw away
Make sure every song on your party playlist ends with “(Glee version)”
Plenty of delicious, freshly brewed, piping-hot coffee
Remind guests that by reading your Kiss The Cook apron, they’ve entered a legally binding agreement. Then put on your Give The Cook a Handjob apron!
There may be vegetarians at the barbecue, so make sure to have something for them, like a bag of chips and a middle finger.

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Quite silly. 
My grilling apron is a nude female body.

Shocker, I know… It’s best when my husband wears it.

http://blondelandmine.tumblr.com

    funnyordie:

    13 Tips for a Perfect Summer Barbecue

    You know what Memorial Day means: Barbecue season is here! Follow these tips to throw the perfect summer cookout:

    • Once heated, don’t touch the surface of the grill with your bare hands or genitals.
    • Remember to make a salad to throw away
    • Make sure every song on your party playlist ends with “(Glee version)”
    • Plenty of delicious, freshly brewed, piping-hot coffee
    • Remind guests that by reading your Kiss The Cook apron, they’ve entered a legally binding agreement. Then put on your Give The Cook a Handjob apron!
    • There may be vegetarians at the barbecue, so make sure to have something for them, like a bag of chips and a middle finger.

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    Quite silly. My grilling apron is a nude female body. Shocker, I know… It’s best when my husband wears it. http://blondelandmine.tumblr.com

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