Unless they snore like the sound of the gates of Hell are opening.
How do I know that sound? From his farts.
Marriage is lovely, but not for those of you with weak stomachs.
I’m sure I’m equally charming to him.
You know the drill.
I eat strangely. Today, kale, Greek yogurt, and a gummy worm. Was the apple yesterday? Idk.
When he sees I’ve lost my mind, he tries to reach me through food.
He appeases his little devil with an offering.
"May I grill a tiny steak for you?" He texted.
Of course. Blood rare, 4 oz.
He knows I need this, connection, and conversation in order to progress to intimacy.
My baser needs take precedence to all else.
I’ll be thinking of that steak all day.
Daily dose of love quotes here
I don’t wonder at all.
There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice.– F. Scott Fizgerald (via psych-facts)
We picked apples in Julian at an orchard a couple of weeks ago.
It sounds dumb, but it was a splendid experience.
They’re juicy, and ripe. They taste the way an apple is supposed to taste. We have an abundant supply.
Now, I’m nibbling Brad’s Raw Food. Sounds lascivious, doesn’t it?
It’s kale. Don’t get kinky and weird on me.
17th Annual Fleet Week Coronado Speed Festival
September 20-21, 2014 at Naval Air Station North Island
I’ve gone to almost every Coronado Speed Fest and promise you it’s a great time. Super casual paddock area where you can get close to the cars and chat with owners and drivers when they aren’t wrenching, and a fun old-school airfield track. The racing is close in most of the classes, and you can see almost the entire track from the grandstands along the front straight, following cars swapping the lead from corner to corner the whole way ‘round. If you’re in or near San Diego, come check it out!
We are going.